Debutante Disaster

@mike_massacre and his old lady bucket at Lowes (Taken with instagram)

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arbiter-bibendi:

POPSICLE MIMOSAS. 

HEY SUMMER, GUESS WHAT I’M DOING.

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@evil_melissa is so amazing! I love you! #snowwhite #vinylmation #disney (Taken with instagram)

Day 3: what’s on your plate #mustards #last #stand #melbourne #florida #hotdog #photoadayjune #fatmumslim (Taken with instagram)

@jipsychris is my HERO! Lol (Taken with instagram)

It’s like working in a strip club lol… #work #strippers #hottopic (Taken with instagram)

“Be warned!” she went on. “You will suffer horribly, as though a sword were cutting you apart. And every time you place your feet on the earth, you will feel dreadful pain!”

“It doesn’t matter!” whispered Sirenetta, with tears in her eyes. “As long as I can go back to him!” #beach #waves #mermaid #florida (Taken with instagram)

Morning beach adventure with @tadpole42 #beach #boy #florida #toes # waves #sand (Taken with instagram)

#STARBUCKS #LOVE @amy_reneepsw and @mike_massacre are the best lol (Taken with instagram)

Day 2: #empty store…. #photoadayjune #fatmumslim #hottopic #work (Taken with instagram)

Mike-Where did my hat go? Me-i dunno… Exit Mike running around looking for said hat…bahahaha I had le hat le whole time :E lol (Taken with instagram)

Omg @kencf drew an amazing picture of a coughing polar bear for me… @amy_reneepsw what kind of art did you get in your take out box lol? (Taken with instagram)

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